The Candy Man Loves a Lady!
Wednesday, 01 October 2008 16:36
Last night I went to the office to get my schedule for today and Jean-Michel was just about to hit "Print" when I arrived. I peered over his shoulder and said "Are you going to finish it, or what?" since it was completely blank.

"That's not a mistake, that's your schedule tomorrow."

Read more...
 
Genuine Fakes - Cheap
Wednesday, 01 October 2008 16:34
We've started our new 14 day itinerary which includes Kusadasi, Turkey and a handful of overnights. I made sure I was on duty yesterday, so that I could have the whole night off in Kusadasi to explore the Bazaar and perhaps get kidnapped.
Read more...
 
Big Beautiful Boobies
Saturday, 13 September 2008 08:23

I remember a moment during my first contract on ships. I was standing in the middle of a couple dozen women in bikinis and I just looked around and said to myself "Self, you're such a lucky guy - this is the life."

 And this afternoon I was up on the pool deck on my way to host an event when I took a moment to peruse all the ample bossoms enjoying the sunshine and said to myself "Man, I wish these old guys would put a fucking shirt on...."


It's crazy, all I see everywhere are old people. Like REALLY old people. You have the hunch-backers, the wobblers, the baby-steppers, the slack-jawers, the shakey-handers... I love charming the old ladies, but give me a fucking break, just a handful of people under 35 - PUH-LEASE!

Besides that, everything is going good. Sorry for the less frequent posts, but as much fun as these stories are to read, they're even more fun to experience!

 

School Girl Party in the Crew Bar on Monday! 

 
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>

Page 1 of 15